In this article, you will learn how to pin an accident on the other guy. We need more lawyers. Do you want to eat ice cream for lunch? You should. It’s the fourth amendment to the U.S. Constitution. Freedom to eat.

Oh my, this is the exit. Only twenty minutes away. I’m excited. My nose drizzled as I saw black-eyed Susans sprouting along the side of the highway. 

We’re now here. What? There? Where? My car careened into a ditch. My wife called it their driveway, but I saw no house. They didn’t actually live right off the road. I crane my neck. We had to hike up to that ledge, where I saw no house. I was assured it was there above the shelf, across a stream, and over the ridge yonder.